Wednesday, May 17, 2006

MAKE CHRIS MARTIN YOUR BITCH

Well, not quite: To help Canonbury Primary School in London, Chris Martin is auctioning off a private mini-gig:

CHRIS MARTIN, lead singer of Coldplay [will] PERFORM one of the band’s songs in your OWN FRONT ROOM (piano must be provided - six month limit to pledge and max of 10 people in audience)

It's not clear if you can make him do it wearing a rubber minidress and high-heels.


2 comments:

karlt said...

...One song...piano must be provided...max of ten people

What a fucking saint.

ian said...

Can I still bid if my front room happens to have walls covered in spikes that close in to reduce the space to nothing?

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