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MAKE CHRIS MARTIN YOUR BITCH
Well, not quite: To help Canonbury Primary School in London, Chris Martin is auctioning off a private mini-gig:
CHRIS MARTIN, lead singer of Coldplay [will] PERFORM one of the band’s songs in your OWN FRONT ROOM (piano must be provided - six month limit to pledge and max of 10 people in audience)
It's not clear if you can make him do it wearing a rubber minidress and high-heels.
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...One song...piano must be provided...max of ten people
What a fucking saint.
Can I still bid if my front room happens to have walls covered in spikes that close in to reduce the space to nothing?
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