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George 'there's nothing wrong with me' Michael has been photographed getting some naptime at a set of traffic lights; the News of the World has the story and pictures:

On Thursday night the gay star went cruising near his home and dozed off at traffic lights in Highgate, north London.

Cruising, do you see? As Bill Morrissey once said of Mississippi John Hurt, they've really mastered the single-entendre there.

They changed FOUR TIMES before he was woken with a start by a driver tapping on the window.

"He was sweating heavily and had his iPod on," said the driver. "That's probably why he didn't hear all the angry tooting behind him. He got going again—but was weaving all over the place. Then he hit a bollard. I doubt he even noticed it. He looked wasted. He just drove on."

To be fair, though, someone had just let off a massive flash gun in his face which isn't a perfect addition to safe driving.

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