THAT'S THE ADVICE BRITNEY NEEDS

Those of us concerned that Britney is heading off the rails and is going to end up a potty old lady, dressing her muttonage up as lamb and generally requiring a team of security men to perpetually eject her from bars will be delighted to her that, erm, Janice Dickinson is offering her advice, although not the "watch out, you're turning into me" sort you'd expect:

She's a hick anyway. She needs to get hot again. Stop clomping around in those Malibu flip-flops. "I would tar and feather her first of all, tell her to dump that fucking hick husband of hers. She needs solid advice, and not from Hicksville."

... said Janice, shortly before crashing into the Red Lobster salad bar.

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