AT HOME WITH THE FEDERLINE-SPEARS

You might think with her money, she'd have a squad of staff with dubious immigration status running her mansion for her.

Not so, says Britney:

"I cook, I try to cook. And I like to clean."

"I’m not desperate, but I’m definitely a housewife."

"I still walk out of my house in rollers."

We're not sure walking around half-undressed is actually the same thing as being as housewife. But we do love the idea of Britney as Hilda Ogden, if only because picturing Kevin Federline as Stan is so easy.

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