Thursday, June 08, 2006


Last week, we discovered Kelly Osbourne's weightloss was down to a squirty bottom and not hard work and unedifying lunches.

Now, we discover the secrets of Courtney Love's new, slimmer figure:

"Well, it's not the fucking Pilates, and it's not the fucking liposuction.

"It's called goddamned starvation because I can't afford to buy any fucking groceries!"

Maybe Kerry Katona should tell her the secret about Iceland...

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