HEATHER MILLS SAVED BY POTATO

Doubtless, Heather Mills would have been bracing herself for a fourth day of "look at these pictures, you can see her minge and everything", but she's been given a day off; The Sun has had to focus on the much more important story of a ruddy-faced child's ankle and it's likely impact on the nation's desire to hang crappy Chinese-made English flags from the back of their Toyotas.

Either that, or it's got too difficult to unstick the pages of the Wapping copy of her book.

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