HOW'S THE NOT MENTIONING THE WAR THING GOING

When she's not spending time looking at photographs of Heather Mills tending to a male model, Victoria Newton still has her day job to concentrate on, pulling together the Bizarre pop page, where today she's discovered that Right Said Fred are going to be playing the World Cup Opening:

I thought the camp duo had packed it in years ago. But it turns out that muscular brothers RICHARD and FRED FAIRBRASS are absolutely massive in Germany.

Is it just us, or did the showbiz editor of The Sun just admit that she's not exactly got her finger on the pulse? Incredible that someone who's so intimate with German hardcore pornography doesn't know which British acts are doing well overseas.

Oh, and the not-that-we're-obsessed-with-the-war headline?

Reich Said Fred.

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