RELOCATION, RELOCATION

We're not sure that we entirely believe that Geri Halliwell is trying to bum a free mansion off her rich buddies, but it's a pleasing image:

“Geri has been pleading poverty with her friends. She doesn’t own a house in the UK any more but she desperately wanted her baby to be born in London. She’s been living in various rented properties in Los Angeles and London for the past couple of years and doesn’t have a proper place to call home.

“She’s asked George, Victoria and Emma if she can use their big houses in the country for a while.

“She has told them she doesn’t have as much money as people assume, and that she needs a place in the sticks where she can have some privacy.”

Yes, much-needed, that privacy. After she sold pictures of her baby to Hello (or was it the other one?) while the nipper virtually still had the umbilical cord attached, we all can see how much Halliwell is keen to keep herself from the public gaze.

Still, if she's really keen for a big house for free in the country, Prescott's just given up Dorneywood. Perhaps she should put in a call.

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