THE SIMPSONS ARE SERIOUS MUSICAL ARTISTS

I'm not sure this is suitable at breakfast time, but it's unavoidable: Ashlee Simpson has been comparing her breasts with Jessica's:

"I love my boobs. My sister Jessica always grew up having a larger chest.

"Men love it and stare at it, but she needs to wear two sports bras to even play volleyball.

"My point is that whether you have big boobs or small boobs, there are always pros and cons."

One of the main positives, of course, is if you're the sister with the smaller breasts, your father Joe won't be perving over them in interviews.

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