Friday, June 09, 2006

WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER DISCUSS RELIGION

Uh-oh - now that Britney has dumped Kabbalah in favour of adopting her son as a religion, it's being whispered that Madonna has thrown a little hissy fit and not only cut Britney off, but demanded back the wedding present she gave to Fed and Spears:

The pop superstar - who was responsible for introducing Britney to the mystical Jewish cult - has reportedly demanded the return the 12th Century Kabbalah book she gave the star as a wedding gift.

A source is quoted in Britain's Hot Stars magazine as saying: "Madonna spent months teaching Britney the Kabbalah system, and splashed out thousands on the ancient scripture for her. She feels she has wasted time, money and precious gifts on Brit."


Well, to be honest, spending more than five quid on a wedding present for the Federline nuptials was always going to be squanderous, whatever way you look at it.

We're expecting Madonna to start condemning Britney as a heretic and arranging a burning come the Christmas Top of the Pops.


1 comment:

karlt said...

Much as I hate getting involved in arguments over which invisible sky wizards pop stars have decided to believe in, isn't Kabbalah a n offshoot of Judaism that is only open to males over 40? And why, on her recent tour did Madonna decide to appear on a 40ft crucifix? Surely, if she really wanted to shock, it should have been a 40 foot star of David, or a 40 foot, er, piece of red string?
Unless, of course, it's only shocking if it's another faith's iconography you're co-opting?

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