Thursday, July 06, 2006


Look out, St Albans. And Watford.

Pete Burns has been banned from London, which means he's probably going to stand outside the city boundary and shout through the capital's letterbox.

This is part of his new bail conditions; they also insist he has to wear an electronic tag at all times, which is going to cause him no end of problems to find matching accessories for.

His choice of outfit for yesterday's remand hearing was an indication that he's taking the charges against him seriously. Yes, yes, he was wearing a loincloth, but it was a black and white loincloth.