KYLIE: SECOND CHANCE

Although, of course, we can barely contain our delight that guests as Elton John's party to raise funds for HIV/AIDS charities have been tattling with what Kylie told them, we're slightly bemused:

"It's a miracle I got better. I feel like I've got a second chance at life."

You know, it's great she got better, but to claim the "second chance" at life, don't you have to have made a bit of a bish at the first one? You know, if it was Dannii we could understand it, but... "thank god, having been rich, successful and almost universally loved, I'm so lucky to have this chance to put all that right..."?

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