NOBODY WANTS TO SEE JACKO TALKING ABOUT GAY PORN

It sounds like a stomach-churning pitch for Channel Five to reinvent Give Us A Clue: twelve people having to watch Michael Jackson talking about gay porn movies he's seen. Actually, it's the latest twist in the court case arising from the alleged non-payment of bills.

Jackson's reasons for canning Marc Schaffel, apparently, lay in his sudden discovery of Schaffel's past as a porn producer. How, asks Jacko's team, could popular child entertainer Michael Jackson employ a porny-man to improve his image?

Schaffel's people counter that jacko likes a bit of man-on-man video himself and, indeed, that they've got him on tape talking about it.

And if he doesn't settle the case, they'll have no choice but to play it to the court.

We know what you're thinking, but there's a world of difference between a shrewd legal gambit and blackmail.

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