ANA MATRONIC: MADONNA IS JUST PANTS

Unimpressed by Madonna (another for a growing list) is Scissor Sister's Ana Matronic, who thinks that her problem was not being able to handle the forces she released:

"She made it OK to be sexual and taken seriously, but now it's expected for every woman to be pictured in her underwear."

Which means that not only is Madonna responsible for recalibrating the standards for female performers from talent to cup size, but it's because of her that Paris Hilton keeps doing "sexy" photoshoots.

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