GET UP, GRANDADS, CRIES RON WOOD

Poor old Ronnie Wood - all he wants to do is party (responsibly, of course, he's just out of rehab, after all) but the rest of the Rolling Stones just want to get back home to watch the Countdown they skyplussed earlier:

"They can't fucking take it," the rocker growled at us.

"They always have to go home to rest. Instead they leave all the fucking partying up to me."

On the other hand, they might have heard that the highlight of a bash at Chez Wood these days is inhaling helium from balloons and talking in silly voices, so perhaps they're just pretending to be tired, Ron.

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