I'M RACHEL STEVENS, GET ME OUT OF HERE

Reports that Rachel Stevens is taking part in the next series of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here are a little premature: She's apparently been offered £100,000 to take part in the series, but hasn't said yes, yet.

The idea behind the programme is that people who are vaguely famous (and here the definition of famous is "wouldn't look out of place playing Twankey in one of Stoke's smaller theatres") are taken to godforsaken hole seldom visited by people. ITV's evening schedules, in other words.

Steven's choice, of course, is to decide if her career has now gone past stalled into some sort of reverse, and if it is, would taking £100,000 to eat badger's testicles and share a tent with Lenny Bennett or someone be worth it.

Wonderfully, the shortlist also includes Lee Ryan (not that he's just been dropped or anything) and Ron Atkinson, the carcoated racist.

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