Tuesday, August 22, 2006

IS THERE NO END TO THE HORROR OF THE WOMAN

The Sun's attempts to portray Heather Mills as the most evil woman this side of the one ELo sang about is starting to run out of steam. Since she's not yet been caught poisoning the water supply of a village or selling orphans to McDonalds, this morning they're forced to fall back on the outrage of landing on Shane Richie's helipad without asking first.

It really riles us when someone uses our helipad without getting in touch first, and it probably upsets you, too. It's like the woman is a moral vacuum.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Personally, I'm upset that Shane Richie has a helipad.

Anonymous said...

It's probably a poorly painted lower case h in a scraggly circle, much like that seen in series 2 of I'm Alan Partridge.

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