IT'S A FAIR QUESTION

Paris Hilton is, surprisingly, one of our foremost political philosophers. Having seen how Blair has allowed himself to become little more than a cypher agreeing automatically with George Bush and bending in the winds of Murdochian and Mail outrage, Paris posed the important question "who is Tony Blair?", hinting at a lack of self-identity and certainty to his policies and, beyond, to his very character.

Oh, hang on... we've misread that. She just doesn't know who he is, like, in a traditional way.

She has, however, heard of Princess Diana:

“I loved her. Her death affected me so much.

“I cried for two hours non-stop when I heard she had been killed.”

Admittedly, it was only six weeks ago she found out, and she thought Diana was a supermodel, but you can't take away the grief, can you?

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