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JAMES MORRISON FAILED MUSIC
This morning's Sun has a bit of fun at the expense of James Morrison, having discovered that he got an ungraded mark in his music A-level. That makes him, they say, a bit of a duffer:
He failed his A-Level music exams in spectacular fashion, getting a shameful U for UNGRADED.
In other words, the UK’s hottest new pop act was so terrible at music he couldn’t even manage to scrape a lowly E grade.
To be honest, if your readers are so stupid they need to have it explained to them that an "ungraded" is worse than an "E", they're probably not in a place to be laughing at anyone else for being thick.
Mind you, his poor preparation for music exams might shine some light on how young Jim is floating about under a name that's already been used by a popstar.
2 comments:
Since when were Carter USM the UK's hottest new pop act? Did I miss a memo, or have I woken up in a strange parallel universe?
Does anyone know Victoria Newton's A-level results?
God don't encourage her. She went to Cambridge and she was proper working class so she really deserved off the back of her towering intellect so she probably had to get 7 As blah blah blah
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