AND WE THOUGHT NOBODY COULD PICK DUNCAN BLUE OUT OF A CROWD

It's bad enough that you have to pay through the nose to see Madonna - it seems that you also have to be enthusiastic, or you'll get a tongue lashing.

She picked on Duncan from Blue for not dancing during the Wembley gig. Not because he was Duncan from Blue - as far as Madonna knew, he could have just been any okay-looking guy without any noticeable ability to keep to a rhythm. (Come to think of it, that could have been the advert used to recruit members for Blue.)

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