Thursday, August 03, 2006

LOPEZ WON'T ATTEND THE OIL BARON'S BALL

Nobody yet seems to no why but Jennifer Lopez has quit Southfork and won't now be gracing the pointless Dallas movie as Sue Ellen. We're betting she called for a rewrite: "this bit where it says I'm a drunk, and a whore, and an unfit mother. How about if instead it said 'Sue Ellen, you're a talented internationally-adored artist, a successful businesswoman with her own range of fragrances, and kind to animals and children?' Hmm? Hmm?"


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