Tuesday, August 01, 2006

ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS NOT GOING TO BE PUMPING OUT OF THIS WOMAN'S BOOMBOX AGAIN

What do you do if you have sex with Robbie Williams?

Frame your knickers, apparently.

Fancy that, eh? The knickers you wore during sex turned stiff and unwearable.

What do you do if your girlfriend has sex with Robbie Williams?

Smash all her Robbie CDs, apparently.

Although, to be honest, Heidi Lessau's boyfriend could have just been a music lover looking for an excuse: "why are you also smashing the James Blunt album? I did not sleep with James Blunt..."
"It's a precaution..."

There's some interesting maths to be done here, though:

Heidi Lessau, 22, says she romped with the singer twice after she was asked to his room by a bodyguard after a concert in Berlin.

German Heidi said: “The night of my life lasted one hour. But Robbie was a gentleman.”


So they "romped" (by which they mean had sex) twice. And it was all over in an hour. Which, if you take a conservative ten minutes out for recovery between, and factor in twenty minutes for foreplay and another ten for getting undressed before and dressed after... well, it doesn't suggest very much stamina, does it?


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The very idea that Robbie Williams would engage in foreplay at all is ludicrous. I'd allot that time to a lot of apologising and going to the bathroom to look at magazines featuring naked pictures of bo...I mean girls (I mean, he's not gay).

ian said...

Have you seen the picture? That's the least convincing transvestite I've ever seen.

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