ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS NOT THE MARRYING KIND

Despite recent changes in the law, it seems Robbie Williams is not going to get married.

Yes, all the legislation making it easier to get married in whatever location you choose can't tempt Williams to tie the knot. Indeed, he's given up looking for a soul mate.

And not simply because the chances of finding someone as deeply in love with him as he is ain't looking good:

“I won’t be fit to marry for another ten years — just look at my life!

“For the first two or three years of my sobriety I was desperate to be in a relationship because I thought it would fix me.

“But if you’re in a relationship you have to keep your dick in your pants — and I’d struggle with that.”

Really, Robbie? Let's leave aside the slightly obvious fact that when you meet your soul mate, you don't struggle because they're the person you know you're destined to be with forever and nobody else can tempt you from perfection. Instead, considering you were publicising five years of 'almost' celibacy surely the problem would be remembering what to do on the wedding night than forswearing all others?

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