SHE'S THE SHOWBIZ JOURNALIST OF THE YEAR, YOU KNOW

Hats off to Victoria Newton for her exclusive story this morning - it's on the bit of The Sun website that decays after 24 hours, so we've grabbed a permanent reminder of the big story that others have missed:

The ARCTIC MONKEYS returned to Barnsley for a secret homecoming gig at the Citrus Rooms last night. But I hear ex-bassist ANDY NICHOLSON wasn’t too keen to see them. His mates tried to drag him down but he stayed in hiding.

They come from Barnsley and not Sheffield? That really is a secret homecoming. No wonder Andy wasn't keen on a twenty-five mile round trip to go see them. Or maybe Vix just thinks that all the north is one big place. It's all suburbs of Weatherfield, isn't it?

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