YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT WRONG TO DISTRUST THEM

There are all sorts of resons for avoiding the toilets at festivals - the possibility of infections unknown to medical science, the worry that you might drop your wallet into the bubbling vat, and, of course, the worry that someone might come and pick up the toilet while you're in it.

It was the last of these that happened to Jean Ogden at the Billingham folklore festival. Luckily, the lorrydriver heard her screams.

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