Anastacia just like in the Whitney Houston film

The way she attempts to cram too many notes into each verse and does that strange bellowing type of singing has always made Anastacia look like she was modelling her career on Whitney Houston's, only probably without the crackwhore ending.

Now she's starting to base her life on Houston's films: she's marrying her bodyguard.

Wonderfully, he's called Wayne Newton, although since he's from Beckenham, and "burly", presumably he isn't that Wayne Newton.

The question is, though, can he continue to be her minder after he marries her? Because if that's what his business is, can he really go on charging his own wife? It's one thing when it's a financial transaction, but if he's going to continue billing her for looking out for her, will she find that getting her husband to take a spider out the bedroom suddenly becomes tax-deductable? Or if Anastacia is attacked by a crazed fan - or perhaps Whitney Houston - and he saves her and sends her an invoice, isn't she going to say "you mean you didn't step in because I was your wife? You did it for the payday?"

It's not quite as complicated as marrying your sister's gynecologist, but it's getting there.

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