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In the run up to his return to live performance, George Michael insisted it would all be about the music:

“As much as I don’t want to disappoint those people who want to see more of my bottom, I’m going to be less of a showman and more of a singer.

“Madonna has made it difficult for the rest of us but even if I gave myself another five years I’d never be able to fit into that bloody leotard!”

The emphasis on music over showy gestures was underlined by a giant inflatable George Bush being given a blow job by a dog.

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