Katona: Almost ruined a lovely fireplace

Since the News of the World usually runs two or three "Kerry Katona is fond of coke" stories each edition, we're not entirely sure why they think today's Kerry Katona is fond of coke" story is quite as shocking as they seem to think.

Although having moved on from worrying about her, her family, and friends, the main focus of concern is now the furnishings and interiors:

A friend confessed: "We're all horrified by what happened to her. Kerry even scared herself this time. She went on a huge binge and got through about 20 one-gram bags of cocaine, and that's a lot even by her standards.

"Her mum Sue had to pin her to the floor to stop her head smashing on the marble fireplace."

God, yes... have you ever tried to get blood out of marble? It's a bloody nightmare, no pun intended.

Of course, this can't be true anyway, as Max Clifford has insisted:

"She does not take drugs and never has. It's totally untrue, total lies."

And Max would never fib.

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