This week just gone

That's another week up for No Rock and Roll Fun, then.

The ten most-opened individual stories were:

1. Heather Mills: Tits out for the animals
2. Is KT Tunstall straight?
3. Heather Mills: Breasts out for education purposes only
4. McFly: Cocks out for the publicity
5. NFL suggests teams drop financial support for child molester
6. Fergie releases album, suddenly remembers she's kinda gay
7. Sugacubes reform
8. Jake Shears fancies Wayne Rooney - "might be blind" suggest experts
9. Purplemelon try to get some PR from asking manager's ex-boss to show her bits; idea works; backfires
10. Russell Brand claims deflowering of Henry the Hoover; Vacuum denies it all

The big event this week was the Mobo awards, although how "big" something can be when Beyonce elects to stay at home is debatable.

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And we never actually meant we'd really bomb you back into the stone age if you didn't buy some of these:


I always thought of you as my brick wall...


Find Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly. Buy Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly


The collected BBC sessions of the Las


...and Billy Fury...


...and The Housemartins, including their Janice Long acapella Christmas gospel collection


Mansun's Best-of. And quite a bit more


Hand-picked Big Chill tunes from Mr Scruff


25 Years of Sugarhill, from Psychograss to Dolly Parton


Includes the Columbo which hangs on the video recorder timer


You've heard the music, you've watched the public breakdowns... now buy the Adam Ant book


One of the few rock autobiographies to open on the author running naked down the street fleeing Nazis