Saturday, September 23, 2006

Keith Richards goes straight

It's not quite accurate to suggest that Keith Richards has given up drugs.

It's more the drugs have given up Keith:

"I really think the quality's gone down. All they do is try and take the high out of everything.

"I don't like the way they're working on the brain area instead of just through the blood system.

"That's why I don't take any of them any more. And you're talking to a person who knows his drugs."

A spokesperson for the British Drug Manufacturing agency strenuously denied Richard's claim, although he admitted that there had been "problems with supplying enough top-notch shit to the regions" when Pete Doherty had been buying up everything he could lay his hands on.

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