Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Nobody wants to be in Kylie's pants any more

The Love Kylie range of knickers and bras "designed" in some way by Kylie Minogue has been scrapped, with manufacturer Bras N Things citing poor sales.

Most of the target market were put off the product line when they discovered that she'd only appeared on the packet and hadn't even worn them - "not even slipped in and out of 'em", as one disgruntled customer complained.

To make matters grimmer for Kylie, there are rumours that budget chain Target might be interested in picking up the dropped pants.

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