Saturday, September 02, 2006

TRY NOT TO GRIND THESE DOWN, SON

We're surprised nobody was getting up petitions or anything to save a set of rock landmarks, but now it's too late anyway: Shaun Ryder has had ten grands' worth of dental work and now has a smile like, well, Bruce Forsyth, to be honest.

Apparently, the heavy dental work is a precursor to a Happy Mondays reunion tour - because, after all, it's not going to look like a money-grubbing attempt by old men to regain a lost youth if Ryder has dentures which glow in ultra-violet light.


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