Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Whitney and Bobby: All over now

The cracks - to say nothing of the smacks and cokes - have been showing for a while now, but we're finally in the Whitney Houston/Bobby Brown endgame: she's filed for divorce, and the papers have been served.

It'd good news for Bobby - who, as we know, is fond of humpin' around - humpin his bag around the various divorced men apartment buildings will doubtless keep him in a state of joy. It's also great news for the late Osama Bin Laden, who apparently loves Whitney so much, he toyed with the idea of having Brown killed to leave the field free for him.

Indeed, it could be that this is all a sublt FBI ploy to tempt Osama out of "hiding", and they'll be watching Houston's door in case a bearded, dead man with one wonky kidney and a heart-shaped box of candy appears ringing her doorbell.

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