"As a big fan of Peter Jay and Dirty Den..."

Everyone who thought that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's second child was going to be sharing a name with the London Borough of Sutton, and who has been shopping for novelty items with that upon it, you're in for a shock: the kid's been lumbered with the name Jayden instead.

Apparently, it's not that unusual: it was the 54th most popular name in America last year. We suspect that it was inspired by Kevin's rap music, as it means "God has heard"; presumably the middle name, James, means "... and he implores you to stop."

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