Thursday, October 19, 2006

The first rule of Amy Winehouse is you do not talk about Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse? She's great. Brilliant. God, she's wonderful.

You'd better think so, or else she'll hit you:

“This girl came up to me and said I was brilliant.

“Two seconds later, she turned around to my boyfriend, pointed at me and said, ‘She fucked up’.

“So I punched her right in the face — which she wasn’t expecting, because girls don’t do that.”

“My bloke Alex took me outside to calm me down and I kneed him in the balls then punched him in his face too.”

Yes... you wouldn't expect to see a drunk girl fighting outside a pub late at night. Unless, of course, you've ever been outside a pub late at night.

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