Walks like a woman, and talks like... well, a bit like a woman, actually

The real question arising from the photos of Michael Jackson in St Tropez aren't really about how feminine his body shape has become over the past few months, but more who the little girl with him was, and how any self-respecting French girl would have persuaded Jacko to dress like he did, complete with the big old lady hat. C'mon, you're meant to be chic.

Mind you, the Sun only says his companion was believed to be a girl; many passers-by had thought the same about Jackson.

Still, if he's happier living as a woman, that's great for him. And it's nice to see he's dropped the plan of being Diana Ross.

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