Clive James' Point of View on Plastic Surgery looks, appalled, at Pete Burns:
Apparently the idea is that the top lip should be at least as big as the bottom lip, and the result, even done in moderation, always looks as if the original mouth has been removed, inflated like a small plastic paddling pool, and put back on upside down.
Pete Burns had the advanced version. I switched Big Brother on accidentally one night and there he was, so I switched it off immediately, but not before having my retinas seared with the image of one of those car-sized fish that lurk deep below the reef, waiting to ingest the brass boot of a deep sea diver.
The Onion reports on Justin Timberlake:
One 80s label boss to another: Alan McGee wishes Tony Wilson well: