How exactly does that work, then?

This odd contradictory piece just popped up in my newsreader:

Britney Spears on suicide watch
from NME.COM - News by news@nme.com
Claims that Britney Spears has been put on suicide watch in the Malibu rehabilitation centre she checked herself into last week (February 23) have been denied by her manager.

We know that the NME has a "build 'em up, knock 'em down" reputation, but its rss files are now building up their own stories before knocking them down. IPC seem to be running the website from a HAL like computer. It's rumoured that this NME-HAL has bumped by the review marks for Ocean Colour Scene albums by 33% across the board in the last couple of days.