Church tells Scooch to shoo

Charlotte Church should know toe-curling embarrassment when she sees it (watching the playback on her chat show should give her enough pointers) so when she says Scooch are bad, we should all sit up and listen:

[Charlotte] said their performance on BBC's Making Your Mind Up "made every pore in my body itch with embarrassment".

On her website, 21, pregnant Charlotte, said the show was "a load of absolute shit" and Cyndi should have gone through to Helsinki.

Well, you can't say fairer than that, can you?