Eminem and Kim come to terms

As part of a parental cooperation pact, Eminem and Kim Mathers have agreed to stop slagging each other off in public.

Probably a fairly easy call for Kim - she can just stop giving interviews. But it's going to be harder for Eminem, who under this ruling not only won't be able to perform half his oeuvre, but won't even be able to take his shirt off in public, what with that tattoo and all.