So, how did the Sun explain its persistent and insistent claims that Mills would be kicked off Dancing With The Stars being totally wrong?
By pretending that it never said anything: it just reports that Heather is surprised:
Not, we presume, as surprised as anyone who relies on The Sun for their window onto the world.
The headline, by the way, is perhaps one of the most confused things we've seen in a while, all on its own:
They give her a title, but then use the mocking nickname (albeit one which the paper's perseverance with just makes them look stupid) and then suggest the woman who they've spent six months claiming to be some sort of unloved pariah has "fans" enough to help her do well in a US-wide phone-in.