Mills considers bills

According to The News of the World and its sources - and remember, they don't eavesdrop on private phone conversations anymore, they claim - Heather Mills is going to "drop her outrageous demands" and take a £29million payout from Paul McCartney. The paper has calculated it works out at just under seven hundred quid an hour for the time they've been married - the sort of rate that even someone as rich as Adnan Khasshogi would have trouble rising to.