Mumba drags Goldsmith down

Can anyone think of the problem in building a programme around a slightly charmless man known, if at all, for being backstage, and a bunch of celebrities who the public have tired off? Backstage bloke... dumper fodder... anyone?

Harvey Goldsmith's attempts to restart Samantha Mumba's career managed to dump Channel 4 into last place out of the five main networks with just four per cent of the audience.

Maybe they can get Sir John Harvey-Jones in to try and resurrect Goldsmith's fledgling enterprise.