Thursday, March 22, 2007

Nadine makes knicker pledge

If you're anything like us, you'll have been fretting about exactly what Nadine Coyle thinks about these celebrity upskirts which reveal they're not wearing any pants.

Oh... you haven't? Never mind, she's told us anyway:

“I’d never do it. I wear underwear at all times. I don’t think being spotted out without it is very nice to look at.”

That's a nicely mangled sentence there - it's not nice to look at being spotted?
Jesse Metcalfe, who Coyle is apparently "seeing" and cannot be mentioned without the supporting phrase "Desperate Housewives hunk" is even more censorious:
“If Nadine went out without knickers I’d be mortified. It’s low class.”

There seems to be a bit of a confusion here - going out without knickers can, sometimes, be quite sexy; it's different from going out without pants and waving your bits in the direction of people with cameras. And we suspect that Metcalfe is less worried about the class implications, more about the world getting a peek at a place he feels only he should be visiting.


2 comments:

Franco said...

Similar comments in this morning's Metro from Fergie who claims that chemicals are the reasons ladies decide to be exposed while reposed.

"Low class"? If Paris/Britney/Lilo are "low class", what does that make Jesse and myself? Pond life? And heaven help Jesse if he claims his naked young flesh hasn't make him 90% of the "star" that he is.

Michael said...

As an Agent Provocateur shareholder I am shocked, SHOCKED by this disturbing new trend.

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