If you're anything like us, you'll have been fretting about exactly what Nadine Coyle thinks about these celebrity upskirts which reveal they're not wearing any pants.
Oh... you haven't? Never mind, she's told us anyway:
That's a nicely mangled sentence there - it's not nice to look at being spotted?
Jesse Metcalfe, who Coyle is apparently "seeing" and cannot be mentioned without the supporting phrase "Desperate Housewives hunk" is even more censorious:
There seems to be a bit of a confusion here - going out without knickers can, sometimes, be quite sexy; it's different from going out without pants and waving your bits in the direction of people with cameras. And we suspect that Metcalfe is less worried about the class implications, more about the world getting a peek at a place he feels only he should be visiting.