Oh-oh-oh, there's pairings in America

Of course, warmest congratulations to John from Johnny Borrell's Razorlights on the news that he's now dating way beyond his spherr. In his desperate bid to turn himself into Chris Martin, he's now moved in with Kirsten Dunst, Dunst taking the Paltrow role.

You do wonder how he's going to do that song about how the US, and in particular its entertainment industry in particular, is full of empty dreams now he's shacked up with a Hollywood actress.