Rancid business

Excuse us a minute, we're having trouble typing - we can't see the keyboard for tears, and our shaking shoulder aren't helping. But we can barely cope with the mirth whenever we think of Rancid's Tim Armstrong and his solo album.

Guess what he's called it.

No, not "Shit, these tattoos are going look ridiculous in ten years". Or "Puberty Postponed" or "How Come My Friends Have Wives & Children?"

Nope, he's called it A Poet's Life.

Most self-important album title, surely, since Listen Without Prejudice Volume One.