Touts exhibit Gallows humour

Here's a tricky question for the MPs keen to throw ticket touts into jail: what if the people buying from the touts are the band?

That happened last night when Gallows found their guest list at the 100 Club had been "accidentally sold"; with record labels and mothers on the way to see the band, they nipped out onto Oxford Street and snapped up tix from touts at forty quid a throw.