Borrell sacks Dunst; possibly to show Razorlight "nobody's unexpendable"

We've been wondering how, exactly, we could measure the distance between reality and wherever it is that Johnny Borrell is these days. Then, handily, along comes a yardstick: He's dumped Kirsten Dunst. Or, at least, they've split, and it's being spun as him having dumped her:

"Johnny and Kirsten had a very passionate romance - they were completely blown away by each other at first.

They spent all their time together. Kirsten even made herself at home in Johnny's London pad.

But now Johnny's realised she's not the one for him. He dumped her at the weekend and has gone back to his old girlfriend."

Good lord. He probably though he was dating beneath himself.

[EDIT: Yes, the headline did originally say "expendable". I am an idiot.]