We imagine the news that Britney Spears is plotting a series of "semi-secret" gigs (we don't know how something can be semi-secret, unless it's details of a terrorism raid or something) in Los Angeles is down to some sort of reality show where they take people back to what they used to do before they were famous.
E! reckons there's to be a string of gigs next week. Apparently they're going to be brilliant, says the manager of the strip joint she's rehearsing in:
"They ran through the set several times, the choreography was smokin' and she sounded great", said Kane.
More backing dancers than songs. Why does this sound - enthusiasm of a bloke who picks strippers aside - not that enticing?